In the car -

Here is a conversation Grace and I had in the car today. It made me laugh and I hope you enjoy it.
Some background info: we were on our way home from playing at a park & Emily is a longtime friend of mine whom Grace has not seen in several weeks.

Grace (out of the blue): We haven't goed to Emily's house in a long time.
Mom: Oh, you're right. Maybe we'll go play there tomorrow. (a little white mom lie)
G: Is she the Mommy? (meaning is Emily the wife)
M: Yes, she is.
G: I don't know who the boy is. (meaning who is her husband)
M: His name is Kevin.
G: Is he the daddy?
M: Yes, he is.
G: Who are the brothers and sisters? (meaning who are their kids)
M: They don't have any kids, they have lots of big doggies.
long pause
G: I don't like big doggies cuz they have slobber.