Kids Say the Darndest Things

GRACE
Pretending to having a conversation with Papa on her cell phone, "Yeah, Aunt Deedee needs you to bring her some lightbulbs for the . . . (and then she continues on with a three minute one-sided conversation that made no sense).
then she walks up to Mommy and very seriously informs me . . . "Mom, Papa has tons and tons of lighbulbs, like maybe eight."
I was cracking up for like 10 minutes :)

LINCOLN
Repeatedly all day long, "No Mommy!"